The New Fashion Trend Every Kid's Raving About!

Everyone’s raving about the latest fashion item. The thing to get for your kids this Christmas, if they already wear a hoody, why not upgrade their style with a new and improved goggle jacket.

As if being scared by kids wearing hoodies weren’t enough, the new goggle jacket is a calling for every kid to grab one and cause havoc. There’s no need to worry about giving details of your goggle jacket attacker, they won’t get caught because their faces are completely covered.

These goggle jackets are selling at the basic cost of £70, with Armani and Stone Island up to £600. The jacket zips all the way to the top of the face with two disc for the wearer to see through.

These hoodies are selling quickly, but does it not appear that the new intimidating goggle jacket looks more like a gas mask, than a fabulously generous idea of a designer. Well at least they look warm, but I suggest you secure you belongings and extra security in stores.

Amazingly enough these jackets are also legal, confirmed by the metro newspaper from the Northumbria Police spokesman, in saying that their just like a hat, scarf and glasses that hide people identities, so these goggle jackets can not be banned.

Size 4 - Fit or Sick!

Lots of you may have noticed that the UK size 4 has already merged into retails shops all around you. Topshop, Asda, Miss Selfridge and many more have brought in the UK size 4..
They say that the average size in the UK for women is a size 16. Whether that’s true or not, I’m not entirely sure, but the UK is the fattest country in Europe. But by bringing in UK size 4’s; if you’re scared of females being anorexic, why encourage them further? For I’m sure that if terrifyingly skinny girls can’t fit into clothing because the clothes are too big, I’m sure they’d be intelligent enough to realise that they are too thin and need to put on weight, then again you can never be to sure with some people.

Size 4 is children’s clothing. Though there is size 4’s out there, not every shop sells that size and even if they do, they don’t hold a lot of stock. Eventually, you would have to go to the kiddie’s section; how embarrassing!

There some people are naturally a size 4, so do not judge too quickly. But what is worrying, is that most young teenage girls wish to be the smallest size is the shop, which used to be UK size 6, now there being a size 4 means these girls are being encouraged to drop to a size that could kill them.

So why do we fantasise about being skinny? Your answer would be catwalk models, clothes look better, you look more attractive and men drop dead for you. But we’ve been proving that men prefer curvy women, and saying that they hate the skin and bones trend. All clothes look good on you so long as you wear for your shape same goes for models. The models are only beautiful because that have an occupation title “model” that’s all. If you had that title, I’m sure you would be at the level of attraction with the models.

So is size 4 fit or sick? Well every female I’ve discussed this with say it’s sick, but wish they were more toned. As for the guys, their words were:

“That’s disgusting”

“They got serious mental problems”

“They ought to go see a doctor if they want to look like that because to me, well I wouldn’t go near the girl”.

so take a look, girls, do you really think size 4 looks good?

Stylists Go Further

The Adam and Eve of TV stylists began with Trinny and Susannah. Their great advice for all those at home watching and their victim manhandled and tolerant to being sexually assaulted by the two biggest TV fashion stylists in the UK. Their great show allowing men and women the opportunity to understand what they should and shouldn’t where but giving them a make over, eventually building confidence. Trinny and Susannah went from ‘What not to Wear’ to another programme for couples, looking deeper into their client’s soul. From looking only from the outside to help the inside, they try to better understand the inside, before the change their clients outside. No plastic surgery, just make up and ideal clothing, even for men.


TV stylists took it to the next level with Nicky Hambleton- Jones with ‘Ten years younger’. This programme not only aims at making you look better but also tries to make you at least ten years younger. Great for those who are middle aged, but what about those who are only twenty years old and just wanting to look good? Sure they can go on Trinny and Susan’s show, but what if they prefer Nicki Hamilton? Guess they’ll just have to look ten years old. This programme goes future by not only giving you slapped on make-up and fashionable clothing, but also dental care and plastic surgery.


As if you thought that TV stylists couldn’t go anymore future, a new stylist, Gok Wan, has brought ‘How to look good naked’ to your screens. Those who have confident problems will definitely go to Gok Wan, but those who would rather not have their picture paraded round town and plastered on skyscrapers are those who stay home grabbing advice, wise! His method of help is dressing to impress, building that lost confidence and undressing for the cameras. Those his method is not using plastic surgery, dental care or looking ten years younger than you are, he will make you feel younger with confidence, make you do daring things you wouldn’t dream about doing and it doesn’t matter whether your male or female, skinny or fat, he’ll make you feel better just but taking off your clothes.

Everyone has a love for all three but for most girls, we all love our gay friends to go shopping with, and when asking everyone who they prefer, they picked ‘how to look good naked’ with Gok Wan. Not because he seems gay or just because people have to strip, but because of all, he’s entertaining and they find this programme the funniest. So sorry Trinny, Susannah and Nicky, but though your advice is good, TV is also to entertain. Laugh with fashion don’t take it too seriously!

What Not To Buy

There are so many different styles that are coming back, but what most people don't understand is that tunic tops seem to be great to wear. It's a wonder why these dresses and tops are a big fashion it. Nearly every girl will have some kind of tunic item in her wardrobe, but when I think of tunic, I think of baggy. In some cases it makes some people feel better after they've eaten more than they can chew. I admit some tunic tops and dresses are designed pretty. But are these tops made for us girls to hide behind as we are conscious about our body shape, or are they actually fashionable and made for us to look good?

I admit I have fallen for the fashion idea of ‘tunics are fashionable’, and completed my wardrobe with a fair few, but I know that they look stupid on me, yet I still buy them because they look good on the catwalk models. In a bizarre way they look good on catwalk models, as they are unusually tall and bony, which in all fairness, doesn’t make the models look fat. If I’m allowed to speak freely, I do not think that tunics necessary suit petite and plump girls, as it makes them look almost stupid, but then I guess on some people, could look rather well.


As I walk around town, I see tunic tops in maternity shops of which I can see the point in designing such a trend for them. For young teenagers and people who are fashion conscious, I see it as a design that professional fashion designers found inspiration from observing pregnant women. On women who are massively tall may get away with wearing tunics however, it can also make them look lanky and dying of starvation, other times it allows them to seem as though they have put on weight. So those who are petite and plump, don’t threat, almost every women and girl looks stupid as each other.

Almost everyone that I know, that has purchased a tunic design, find that these tops make them shapeless and seem pregnant. So why would you still scrape cash from your purse and buy one? The answer is that tunics are in and despite liking or disliking this trend, tunics are a must have. However there is a way of making tunics suit you but adding a waist belt, but why bother with that. Why not just buy a top or dress that fits you properly anyway? Again that answer to that is because they are in fashion and a must have, and without one your wardrobe wouldn’t be complete.

Tunic are all over town and in every shop you pass. Shops such as Topshop, ASOS website, oli website and even, if possible, maternity tunics "R" us. So of you havn't brough yours already, go down now and buy one. WARNING: You will look stupid! But so what, everyones got one. Besides, nobody will say you look bad, they'll just think it!